Paranoia Tapes (2017) Reviews

• Zero consistency

  Leofwine_draca2018-01-13

  I watched this dud under the title JACK HUNTER'S PARANOIA TAPES. It's an indie horror film that goes for a found footage approach but has zero consistency and continuity thanks to the decision to make it all about the presentation of otherwise unconnected vignettes that are added together to form an incoherent whole. The hook is that these tales are supposedly based on true stories. The narrative just jumps from scenario to scenario, at times copying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and at other times feeling like a true crime documentary. Some mildly creepy bits involving killer clowns are negated by terrible acting and the aforementioned lack of coherency.

• "I'm just gonna put these in whatever order I see fit."

  starfish-634702017-12-08

  This thing was awful. It starts with a tangentially related video straight from Youtube. From there, imagine "V/H/S", but the clips are limited to 3 minutes of aggressively unpleasant people bantering and sometimes killing each other. Uncomfortable and unpleasant to sit through, even after the Columbine footage.

• Garbage. Pure unadulterated garbage.

  richardraney13212018-01-07

  Please do not watch this garbage. I have seen pre-teens put on back yard monster shows that are better than this crap. I would like to ask the people reciting their lines in awful monotone and the crew of this trash: are you serious??

• Worst acting I've ever seen.

  kmf5242019-04-09

  I'm not exaggerating when I say it's the worst acting I've ever seen. There were a few exceptions but most of the people in this movie were such horrible, horrible actors giving them a Razzie would be a huge compliment. Some of them sounded like they were doing a first-time read-through of the script.